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Robin Hood - The Phony King of England

 

'The Phony King of England' is from the Disney movie Robin Hood. In it, most of the characters are making fun of Prince John while having a good time. In 'MCF and the Dream Pals: First Meeting' it is sung by Red as the gang makes fun of the Dream Pals' oldest foe Neyla under the change title named 'Stupid Tiger of Moonlight'.

Original LyricEdit

Oh the world will sing of an English King
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good King Richard leads
The great crusade he's on
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' John

Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the history books are kept
They'll call him the phony king of England
A pox on the phony king of England!

He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws an angry tantrum
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Mum while he's suckin' his thumb
You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known as John the First
He's sure to be known as John the worst
A pox on that phony king of England!

While he taxes us to pieces
And he robs us of our bread
King Richard's crown keeps slippin' down
Around that pointed head
Ah! But while there is a merry man
in Robin's wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And steal our money back

The minute before he knows we're there
Ol' Rob'll snatch his underwear
The breezy and uneasy king of England
The snivellin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' jabberin'
Gibberin' jabberin'
Blunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Prince John, that phony king of England
Yeah!

'Stupid Tiger of Moonlight'Edit

The lyrics are still being written as the change version by angelthewingedcat. However, most of the lyric changes have already been done.

SingersEdit

  • Little John (Disney's Robin Hood)
  • Red (MCF and the Dream Pals: First Meeting)

TriviaEdit

  • This is used by angelthewingedcat and her friend romance-bunny at times during roleplays as a way to mock a villain they hate and are using. This is most likely how angelthewingedcat is using this in the fanfic as well as a way to show how many times Wing has beaten Neyla in fanfics before the cross over.
  • Angelthewingedcat admits this is one of her favorite Disney songs and Robin Hood is one of her favorite Disney movies.

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