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Hearts and Hooves Day song - The Perfect Stallion - MLP FiM-001:38

Hearts and Hooves Day song - The Perfect Stallion - MLP FiM-0

 

The Perfect Stallion is a song from "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic." In the episode Hearts and Hooves Day, on the said holiday as the Equestrian version of Valentine's Day, the Cutie Mark Crusaders try to find their teacher Cheerilie a boyfriend and after searching many bachelors, find the perfect one in Apple Bloom's older brother Big MacIntosh. It is going to be one of the songs in the future MCF story "How Monty Met Lizzy" as "the Perfect Woman", where the MCF try to find Monty Monogram a girlfriend after Vanessa broke up with him, leading them to find time-traveling Elizabeth Diggory, Raina's future daughter and decide she's the perfect girl for Monty, though Raina is concerned. The orignal song is originally performed by Michelle Creber and Madelline Peters.

Original LyricsEdit

Sweetie Belle: Cheerilee is sweet and kind

She's the best teacher we could hope for

The Perfect Stallion you and i must find

One to make her heart soar

But...

This one's too young

This one's too old

He clearly has a terrible cold

Apple Bloom: This guy's too silly

He's way too uptight

Sweetie Belle: Well, nothing's wrong with this one

He seems alright

(Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure think so)

Apple Bloom: How 'bout this one?

He's much too flashy

Scootaloo: He might do

Sweetie Belle and Apple Bloom: If he weren't so splasy

Apple Bloom: Too short

Sweetie Belle: Too tall

Apple Bloom: Too clean

Scootaloo: Too smelly

Sweetie Belle: He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly

(CMC: Sigh sadly)

Apple Bloom: I don't think that we're mistaken

It seems all the good ones are taken

Sweetie Belle: I really think that at this rate

We'll never find the perfect date

CMC: Don't Wanna Quit and give up hope

Scootaloo(spoken to Big Mac): Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day

Sweetie Belle: Oh please, oh please, oh please say-

Big Mac: Nope

CMC: (gasp with joy)

Sweetie Belle: We did it girls we found the one

Who will send our teacher's heart a flutter

Apple Bloom(spoken): Wait a minute? Let me get this straight

Are you talking about my brother?

MCF "When Monty Met Lizzy Lyrics"Edit

Starz: Monty is sweet and kind

He's the best friend that we could hope for

The perfect woman you and I must find

One to make his heart soar

Emmy: But...

This one's too young

This one's too old

She clearly has a terrible cold

Jessy: This gal's too silly

Tracy: She's way too uptight

Daisy: Well nothing's wrong with this one

She seems alright

(Raina(spoken): Her boyfriend sure think so)

Jessy: How 'bout this one?

She's much too flashy

Tracy: She might do

Emmy, Daisy, Starz, Raina and Tracy: If she weren't so splashy

Emmy: Too short

Daisy: Too tall

Starz: Too clean

Jessy: Too smelly

Tracy: She's strangely obsessed with jelly

(MCF sigh sadly)

Raina: I don't think that we're mistaken

It seems all the good ones are taken

Emmy: I really feel that at this rate

We'll never find the perfect date

MCF: Don't wanna quit and give up hope

(a few dialogue bits later after meeting with teenage Elizabeth who was timetraveling)

Jessy(spoken): Hey, Lizzy, I have a question for you?

Elizabeth(spoken): What is it, Aunt Jessy?

Jessy(spoken): In the future or something, do you have a date or something, you know for Valentine's Day?

Starz: Oh please oh pleae oh please say...

Elizabeth: Nope

MCF:(gasp for joy)

Tracy: We did it girls we found the one

Who will send Monty's heart a flutter

Raina(spoken): Wait a minute. Let me get this straight

Are you talking about my daughter?

SingersEdit

  • Cutie Mark Crusaders(My LIttle Pony: Friendship is Magic)
  • MCF(MCF: How Monty Met Lizzy)

TriviaEdit

  • According to Detective88, this is one of her favorite MLP songs.

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