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Shrek The Musical ~ Story of My Life ~ Original Broadway Cast03:10

Shrek The Musical ~ Story of My Life ~ Original Broadway Cast

 

Story of My Life is a song from "Shrek the Musical." In the song, the FairyTale Creatures are banished from Duloc on to Shrek's swamp. They complain about Duloc's treatment before their lives in general. It will be used in "MCF: A Lost Wander" and "MCF and the Shrek Adventure"

LyricsEdit

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Alright, when I call your name step forward. Pinocchio, the puppet.

[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
I'm not a puppet I'm a real boy.
(Nose grows and he laughs)

[Guard]
(Spoken)
That's your patch of mud down there.

[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
Oh, dopped on a swamp. Man, I tell you sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap.

[Pinocchio]
Life is disappointing,
Whoa is what I know.
Outted by my nose,
That's just how it goes,
For poor Pinocchio.
Story of my life,
Always doomed to fail.
Cheated by a fox,
Swallowed by a whale.
That's the story of my life, oh yeah,
That's the story of my life.

[Shoemaker's Elf]
Strife is never ending.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Peter Pan!

[Peter Pan]
Banished from the town

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Ugly Duckling!

[Ugly Duckling]
They dragged me from the pond.

[Fairy Godmother]
They pulled my magic wand.

[The Three Little Pigs]
They blew our condos down.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Wicked Witch!

[Wicked Witch]
Life is but a witch hunt.

[Mama Bear]
Mama's in the mud,
Mama's in distress.

[Garden Gnome]
They ridiculed my hat.

[Three Little Pigs]
They said that we were fat.

[Big Bad Wolf]
They tore my cotton granny dress,
And called me a hot and tranny mess.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Sugar Plum Fairy!

[All]
Story of my life.
Booted from ball
Told to go away.

[Humpty Dumpty]
Tumbled off a wall

[All]
That's the story of my life.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
You're late rabbit.

[White Rabbit]
That's the story of my life.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
Have fun you guys

[All]
That's the story of my life.

[Guard]
(Spoken)
And remember if we find you back in the kingdom you will be executed.

[All]
I always dreamed I'd get a happy ending.

[Wicked Witch]
And this right here,
Not how it goes.

[All]
I always dreamed I'd get an ever after.
If this is it,
It blows (x3)

[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm Disease I caught in Tijuana.

[All]
Story of my life,
All the wasted prayers.
All the broken dreams.

[The Three Bears]
All the broken chairs.

[All]
All the damage done

[The Three Bears]
All the busted beds.

[All]
All the shattered falls

[The Three Bears]
Pourage on our heads.

[All]
That's the story of my life, yes sir.
That's the story of my life, oi vei.
That's the story of my,
Life

[Pinocchio]
(Spoken)
Crap! 


TriviaEdit

  • For "MCF: A Lost Wander", the lyrics will be changed to make it fit the outcasts.
  • This is one of Detective88s favorite songs from the musical.

Section headingEdit

  • Fairy Tale Characters(Shrek the Musical; MCF and the Shrek Adventure(upcoming))
  • Outcasts(MCF: A Lost Wander)

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