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Keep 'em guessing (mushu)03:49

Keep 'em guessing (mushu)

 

Keep 'Em Guessing is a deleted song for Mulan. It was going to be sung by Mushu during the scene when he meets her and he teaches her how to be a man so she can enter the camp. It was scrapped because they thoguht Eddie Murphy can be funny in his own way. It is used in various MCF stories.

LyricsEdit

Mushu: [Singing]

You're headin' for disaster,

But I'm your one best chance.

Though, miss, you are miscast

I'll show you how to show,

Who wears the pants.

I'm smoother than ginseng.

I'll teach you attitude.

An act that's so convincing,

They'll think you're a dude.



You're an odd one, mademoiselle,

And you're story doesn't gel,

But if they don't ask, don't tell.

Keep 'em guessing!



Let me lead you to the fun of

Camouflaging what you're one of,

'Cause their business, it is none of!

Keep 'em guessing!



Mushu: [Speaking]

"So how we're doing?

We're a team right?

Like Yin and Yang?

Ping and Pong?

Beef and Broccoli?"

Mulan: [Speaking]

"...I don't know.

I probably won't make it into camp,

let alone the battle field."



Mushu: [Singing]

You think that you don't need me,

But doll, you're in a jam.

I'll train you to mislead,

To walk the walk,

We'll both pull off this scam.

I'm ready to coach you.

Let's start with your physique.

Before I'm through,

They'll vote you He-Man of the week.



Take it from the one who's wise!

Pull the silk over their eyes,

With some little off white lies.

Keep 'em guessing!



Honey, listen to old Mushu,

Like a cricket they would 'squoosh' you

Shut your mouth, men they boost you.

Keep 'em guessing!



Well if the girl you are does not show

Then you won't set off the alarms.

If I can make you mucho-macho,

Who's to know that you're a babe,

In arms?



Though I'm not the type to brag,

This charade is in the bag,

And reality's a drag.

Keep 'em guessing!



Sweetcakes, never say surrender,

I can make you a contender.

Get your groove this Gender Bender.

Keep em' guessing!



When the truth is too depressing,

When it's with their minds you're messing,

Read my lips and hear my lesson!

Keep em' guessing!

SingersEdit

  • Mushu(deleted scene for Mulan; MCF and the Princess Mystery)

TriviaEdit

  • The song was going to be in the movie, but it was cut. Howver they recycled it into the play musical "Mulan Jr."

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