The Pebble & The Penguin - Don't Make Me Laugh02:18

The Pebble & The Penguin - Don't Make Me Laugh

"Don't Make Me Laugh is the villain song from the Don Bluth movie, "The Pebble and the Penguin." It is sung by the main antagonist, Drake who tells Marina to chose him as a mate before the Full Moon Mating Ceremony ends or she'll be banished.


Don't make me laugh

Don't make me laugh,

My funny friend, don't make me bend in half

Don't be a card, babe,

Don't mess with Drake,

Don't make me laugh so hard that you begin to ache,

Don't make me laugh,

Don't pull my leg,

May I suggest you would do best to beg,

If you say no, miss,

If you refuse,

This is your notice that I refuse to lose

Say yes, my love,

And go with a winner,

Believe me, that would be wiser,

Say no, poor dove,

And you're a shark's dinner,

And Hubie's the appetizer,

Get the picture?

Don't make me laugh,

Or slap my knee,

I'm no hyena, so Marina,

What'll it be?

Right this way to the Drake estate,

Or write your epitaph,

You choose your fate,

Don't make me wait,

And baby, don't make me laugh!


  • This is one of the most famous songs from "The Pebble and the Penguin"


  • Drake(The Pebble and the Penguin)
  • Gaston and Vanitas(MCF: Magical Rescue)
  • Emperor Awesome(MCF: The Pumpkin Singer)

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